Hoppothetically…

Nick and Nathan riff on upsetting hypotheticals. Our Girlfriends HATE it and so will yours.

#64 What if Jersey Trash controlled the social credit system?

#63 What iff Alchemists just want to get Pegged?

#62 Should Prisoners be allowed to get buff?

#61 What if IT was avante Garde?

#60 Why Don’t prisoners drink toilet beer? Ft. Zach Russell & Austin Locke

#59 Guy Doesn’t Understand the ‘Adult’ in Adult swim? Ft. Zach Russell

#58 What if the Grinch resorted to terrorism?

#57 What if you were an Animal News Anchor in the forest? Ft. Timothy Atkinson

#56 Would you teach the weird kids at hogwarts the kill spells?

#55 What if the Mafia did lame team building exercises? Ft. Zach Russell

#54 What if there was a Jimmy Buffett themed serial killer? Ft. Santiago Angel

#53 What if the hamburglar was in ocean’s 11? Ft. Charles Engle

#52 What if Bill Cosby is death? Ft. Zach Russell

#51 What if you farted in the gas chamber?

#50 What if Trump started a prison reality show? FT. Timothy Atkinson

#49 How would you make barbie more dark and gritty? FT. Ben Kirschenbaum

#48 What if the Illuminate is Lame now? Ft. Stephen Campbell

#47 How would you make Peter Pan Grow up? FT. Zach Russell

#46 What if you could design your own grandma?

#45 Sign my petition for more Neurodiverse Mall Santas? Ft. Ben Kirschenbaum

#44 Could you assemble a heist crew to setal from your own ass? Ft. Austin Locke

#43 WHat if you were being reincarnated as Mr.Hands?

#42 WHat if Pinocchio watched andrew tate to become a real man?

#41 How would YOU ask for a little girl’s eggs?

#40 What if getting kicked in the balls launched you 15 feet in the air?

#39 What if everyone wrote in “your mom” for president?

#38 What if you came Genies?

#37 What if there was a Backetball team called “the widowers?” ft. Manth and Jessi Freeman

#36 A horror movie about an ass that won’t quit?

#35 What if Wolverine got stopped by TSA?

#34 Are you stronger than a 5th grader?

#33 What if your stillborn baby left a note?

#32 What if it was israel vs palestine vs connecticut?

#31 Would you enforce a no fly zone on the “up” guy? ft. Charles Engle & Zach Russell

#30 What if your mom started dating the monster under your bed?

#29 (pt.2) What if all the subway sandwhiches made jared a monster?

#29 (pt.1) What if a there was a drug dealer who didn’t want blowjobs?

#28 (pt.2) What if you were a drag queen named Maartin luther queen jr?

#27 (pt.1) WHat is Taika Waititi’s advice for the next hitler?

#26 (pt.2) What if you had to become friends with mike tyson or die? ft. Jamie wolf

#26 (pt.1) Death Battle: Home alone vs lion king? ft. Jamie wolf

#25 (pt.2) What if Joe Biden starred in forrest gump?

#25 (pt.1) What if the government banned karate chops?

#24 (pt.2) Are we too mean to Nathan? ft. Mantha

#24 (pt.1) What if Love was meth? ft. Mantha

#23 What if your hair was snakes?

#22 What if you were a magician for the blind? ft. Kevin Seefried

#21 What if you could turn into a bath tub? FT. Charles Engle

#20 What if the FBI only hired cancalled white guys?

#19 What if genies were real but could not grant wishes? ft. Brittany Carney

#18 What if your mom was actually Christian Bale playing a role?

#17 What if you got bit by Danny DeVito and BECAME Danny DeVito? ft. Peter Wong?

#16 How would you market the bat-nipples?

#15 (pt.2) Would you pay $35 a day to save Jimmy Carter? ft. Andrea Allan

#15 (pt.1) What face tatoo would you give your enemies? ft. Andrea Allan

#14 What if spiderman shot webs with his hips? Ft. Zach Russell

#13 What is your Hate Language?

#12 Would you Freaky Friday Sarah Palin for 4 months? ft. Matty Litwack

#11 What if the Female Body Inspectors (FBI) were a real agency? ft. Kyle boyce

#10 Who would win in a fight – Aang or Santa?

#9 – What if you were the king of all the weak chinned men?

#8 – Would you take super strength if you had to moan to use it?

#7 – Would people jump off bridges called the “Jeff Bridges?” ft. Bridget Geiran

#6 – Would you rather be Jeffrey Dahmer’s VICTIM or Jeff Dunham’s DUMMY?

#5- Would SAW be better with Microtranactions?

#4 – Would you ask a stranger to scratch your back?

#3 – Would you rather be addicted to coke or slight of hand magic?

#2 – What if you could time travel…but only while pooping?

#1 – What if you could transfer fat from person to person?